hey man he's a pretty cool guy.
he had two arms. once. not anymore. yikes
)) eyyy cuuuuute married couple what a wholesome set of parents
)) he doesnt say he has favorites but like we all know wilbur, dont hide it if its obvious
)) tries to keep his thirsty mess in pajoveralls of a daughter in line. tries
)) supportive of her studies even tho she speaks with words too big to have a real convo with
)) good to see theres one daughter who's not completely weird
)) welp looks like mags is the only normal one. He treats Bridie like the bby of the family tho ofc
)) i freakin knew my daughter was hella gay now when r u two gonna get married already
)) "Bridie you know that's no way to treat an in law ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
- Though it is joked at, his real name isn't Wilburforce, it's just Wilbur.
- He used to build boats. With guns. Gun boats.
- He makes specially made music boxes for people including his wife and each of his daughters.